Hari raya is just 1 day away.. today is the last day of fasting.
my friend fowarded something interesting n funny to me.
Tipz Jalanz Raya
(Ini hanya satu panduan.....apa-apa terjadi, tanggung sendiri.....)
1) Kosongkan perut sebelum kluar rumah.
2) Bawak ENO, pochai, panadol, minyak angin, minyak lam, plaster (maklum lar kasut baru).be safe, not sori.
3) Pergi rumah yang tertua; eg. Nenek/Tokcik.... dan rumah-rumah yang ada sajian makanan. (tu pasal kena kosongkan perut)
4) Cukur misai, janggut, jambang dan apa-apa yang sewaktu dengannye. Ini untuk meng-projekkan satu illusi jadi kelihatan lebih muda..... dan melebihkan chance untuk dapat duit raya. (hanya untuk kaum Adam)
5) Klau nak bagi duit raya, make sure budak2 smua line up, tulis name pat envelop jadi tak terbagi dua kali atau ter miss out! Jangan korang carik chance pulak nak elak untuk si pemberi dan carik chance pulak si menerima. Klau orang tu bnyk anak, pandai2 korang lar bagi yer….apa2 budget kene maintain =)
(a) Cik nak sponsor ke ??? (b) Kahwin ? Apa tu ?? (c) Ada yang best nak recomment???
7) Kalau sapa-sapa tanya : "Buat apa sekarang?" Jawabz : Tengah makan kueh baulu & minum air oren F&N. (atau apa-apa makanan di atas meja)
8) Kalau kuih tu sedap, jangan lupe bungkus siket sembunyikan dalam kocet atau bag. Maklum lar sekali saje pegi rumah orang tu dan setahun sekali aje dapat makan kuit tu….
9) Kalau takleh dapat tahan teksi, tahan ambulance atau fire-engine.
10) Kalau tak dapat sewa kereta/van..... sewa bas SBS/Tibs..... ada aircon, ada tv, banyak tempat duduk dan bley main-main picit bell.
11) Kalau rumah yang dikunjungi terlalu sesak dengan tetamu..... salam tuan rumah, mintak maaf dan suruh bungkuskan kueh raya dalam plastik untuk take-away.
12)(Yang ini selalu terjadi…tetamu tak tau nak balik walaupun da lewat malam) Kalau tetamu yang datang rumah taknak baleks lepas berjam-jam...... tutup lampu, kasi dia bantal & selimut, suruh dia cuci pinggan mangkuk dan kunci pintu sebelom tido.
13) Klau tanak susah kan tuan rumah atau tanak kene tunggu lame untuk tuan rumah sajikan air, bawak lar minuman sendiri! Lagi senang tuan rumah tak payah waste air dan duit air membasuh cawan…hehehe!
kepada member2s ku..selamat hari raya!!
| name fought for sanity @ 11:04 AM|
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Sunday, October 22, 2006
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i learnt to menganyam ketupat today
its quite easy. i manage to have a complete ketupat only after 1 1/2 hours of trying. im proud of myself..
training sucks today..
| name fought for sanity @ 10:03 PM|
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Friday, October 20, 2006
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days to deepavali: 1
days to the Man U vs Liverpool: 2
the match of the week! cant afford to miss it.
days to Hari Raya: 4
i've not been to Geylang! i dunno weather i had grown bigger or the tailor sucks. my baju melayu seems small.
days to iyan's bday: 6
wad shall i get for her.. i wonder
days to POLITE: 17
excited. very excited. 1st game. againts ITE.
days to the end of my teenage years: 2 months 13days.
one moment ur entering teenage life the next ur already 20. god...
have u guys ever wonder.. wad have u done to make ur teenage life meaningful..
| name fought for sanity @ 8:39 AM|
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Wednesday, October 18, 2006
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POL-ITE just received the fixtures for the upcoming POLITE..
2 more weeks...
excited to play againts my pasirian team mates..(hadi..wan..hanief..)
excited to play at ite simei(chickies beb!!)
excited to play againts RP.(simply hate them-mayb because of the incident at Pasir Ris Pri few years ago..)
excited to play againts TP-(playing in-front of Ngasti + a habit of scoring againts them... 5 goals in 3 games.)
excited excited excited.
forza SP
| name fought for sanity @ 10:48 PM|
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Friday, October 13, 2006
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Smelly Arm Pit this post is for all the ladies out there..
if u wish to wear tank top, spaghetti strap or a sleeve-less shirt please, i beg u.., please shave of ur armpit.
i was in the train today when a lady came in. she was waearing a tank top. the moment she raise her arm to hold the handle bar i saw something that was unforgetable.
it was very bushy! hehe.. i quickly turned away. if i had stared at it for a little while more i guess i would had puked.
| name fought for sanity @ 10:12 AM|
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Tuesday, October 10, 2006
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LIPS OF AN ANGEL
- Hinder
Honey why are you calling me so late
It's kinda hard to talk right now
Honey why are you crying is everything okay
I gotta whisper cause I can't be too loud
Well, my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
It's funny that you're calling me tonight
And yes I've dreamt of you too
And does he know you're talking to me
Will it start a fight
No I don't think she has a clue
Well my girl's in the next room
Sometimes I wish she was you
I guess we never really moved on
It's really good to hear your voice saying my name
It sounds so sweet
Coming from the lips of an angel
Hearing those words it makes me weak
And I never wanna say goodbye
But girl you make it hard to be faithful
With the lips of an angel
| name fought for sanity @ 9:54 AM|
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HAZE DAZE 2 things u should not do during haze.
1. wear contact lenses 2. pluck out your nose hair
especially the latter.
ive been sneezing like crazy this few days.. my throat hurts.. and my eyes are very dry..
| name fought for sanity @ 9:33 AM|
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Sunday, October 08, 2006
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Alfie!!!!
warning.. the following video.. ahh skip this shit ar.. enjoy the video..
Wahyu wanna gif my biggest salute to my man wahyu shahreel.
he was one of the firemen who fought the fire at Sungai Kadut 2 days ago.
when we met up yesterday his complexion were reddish and his eyes were red.
he could have injured himself if he had not jumped back. a big metal piece fell infront of him.
i salute u man!
| name fought for sanity @ 10:00 PM|
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Ayam Penyet team kita went out yesterday. it was a last minute thing but it was a success.. every1 except ESDY!!!- who was being confined and Sidon-who had to work OT, was there
for the 1st time we did'nt eat at Far East or Lau Pa sat instead we ate Ayam Penyet at lucky plaza. the food sedap. the sambal-pedas!
and for the 1st time we did'nt chill at Esplanade.. we hang out at OM's Cafe for Shee-sha-ing. a few of us were sheesha virgins. so it was funny to see some of the choke.
here are some of the pics.. enjoys...
peace!
the firemen breathes out smoke!!
alfian da fierce!
rezza dah wild!
s-league player-future national player in action
farid da high!..haha
lemahh jer....
3 burger and a hotdog.
the 2 monitors.. the monitor is neater now but the assistant is still more handsome.. dunno ar ppl say.. not i say..
afzal had to many sheesha.. some smoke was stuck in his brain..
| name fought for sanity @ 9:14 PM|
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Friday, October 06, 2006
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Memories... i was cleaning up my room n i stumbled upon a photo album.. the album of TEAM KITA.. pictures after pictures.. i was laughing at every single pic. those were the days.. i miss those days..
here are some of the pics..
enjoy....
team kita- regardless of race language or religion...
semua senyum cam tak sincere
alfian mate takleh besar lagi ke?
suka?
Posing maut beb...
the 2 monitors.. the assistant monitor jgn kate hansem.. neat lak 2..hahah
the craziest picture ever took.. the last day of sch..
hish ape nak jadi ngan budak2 skarang.ahah
miss them lah..
outing next fri?ok?
zal..you're in-charge!
| name fought for sanity @ 8:45 PM|
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Vroom Vroom
yesterday was prac. 5.01
it was simulation riding and pillion riding.
yesterday i ran over a cyclist, a school kid and got ran over by a trailer! in simulation driving of course.. cool..
in pillion riding my partner was a lady.. hotness factor: 6-7
the best part: she hugged me through out the whole journey!!
the worst part: when my turn to pillion her, we fell down a few times.. she was screaming every now and then.. scary..
| name fought for sanity @ 5:02 AM|
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Thursday, October 05, 2006
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TOILET have fun laughing...
| name fought for sanity @ 12:01 AM|
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Wednesday, October 04, 2006
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HOT HOT HOT!!!
guess who dropped by wheelock's coffee beans yesterday..
FIONA XIE!!
she's so freaking hot! she came down with a guy prob tt thai huy she was talking about
he's not that gd looking.. dunno ar.. ppl say.. not i say.. bt ppl say i look better than him heh.
| name fought for sanity @ 11:51 PM|
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FASTING MONTH 10 days have gone
my goal this ramadhan is to loose weight. my target weight: 65kg
impossible? i think so too... 5kg is a lot! with all the food served... deng deng.. burger ramlee... kueh kueh... and the lsit keeps growing....
mmmm
JOB im so happy f0r u.. like i said.. better things will come your way..
blanja mkn ar! hehe...
| name fought for sanity @ 10:57 PM|
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Monday, October 02, 2006
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WARNING the following video is rated PG-18 -viewers below the age of 18 must watch with their parents.
no animals were harm during the shooting of this video.
| name fought for sanity @ 10:10 PM|
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FYP not something im looking forward. shamil fail some of his modules.. now i must partner with gerard. he is so freaking lazy. im dead. HER a 1 day romance.
